"out of my mind!"

Archive for the ‘secret stuff for secret people’ Category

It’s been a long time coming, but after hitting a hat-trick for England, qualifying them for the world cup and then not even getting a squad place, it appears that Walcott is looking to change his nationality.

Walcott has been seen walking and talking the French way at the Emirates. Who could blame him with a team that includes a large number of French internationals and has probably the most influential French manager in the Premiership for the last 15 years.

Since the French national team had such a massive falling out during this years World Cup, the players themselves have become the first agents of change, looking for and suggesting talent to rebuild their fractured squad. Walcott has emerged on the French teams short list of potential selections.

It is now common knowledge that Walcott’s first language through the day is French and and can often be seen ordering French fries and frogs legs after his training at Ashburton Grove.

When questioned on his possible change of nationality to be accommodated into the French national team, the Arsenal winger we seen to say “Oui”.

This is the super incredible private information that only those people with the right login can see.

If everyone could see it it might be dangerous.