"out of my mind!"

Varinauskas had been drinking heavily

In the news this week is possibly the strangest story I have heard in ages and yet I can’t help thinking most people know someone that they think could be capable of doing such a thing.

A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.

Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600.

The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen.

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