"out of my mind!"

No good for tea, but might be good just to eat at your leisure.

Your own design and your own size.

The most modern polysester fabric, printed names, numbers and sponsor.

Your teams badge embroidered on both the shirt and shorts.

Familiarity with Photoshop ,Indesign and Illustrator. I am more than capable of creating graphics for marketing, websites or anything else you may need them for.

I can coach you or your team.
Individual skills and techniques, principles of play, tatics for defending and attacking, set plays, fitness and nutrition.

The price is based per hour and a half session.
You need to provide the pitch and the players, I will bring the balls, bibs, cones and the motivation.

The hand held mobile phone jammer allows you to block all mobile phone signals in your vicinity, by the press of a button. Ideal for teachers, irrate boyfriends who watch their partners text all night and people that own pay phones.

A tiny USB device that fits on a keyring, which you can insert a mini SD card into, allowing you datastorage of anything up to the size of the largest mini SD cards available.

Helps to keep your butts in while the wind is all about.

Should come with a special pipe attachment to smoke through your helmet, but I don’t have it.

One signed Ronaldo shirt, with a certificate of authentication and a picture of the pretty boy himself.

Ok, so I make websites. Maybe you don’t want to pay me over the net like this, maybe you want to talk to me first.

But if you want someone to source you the best deals on a URL (the www.yourwebsite.com) and set you up pretty pages of information (Home, Details, Details, Contact) then I’m sure I can be your man for this job.